bold isn't working, so I'll just do asterisks...

*I'm NICE, so I MUST want something from you.*
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
*I’m CATHOLIC so I MUST worship idols.*
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.*
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
*I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.*
*I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.*
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
*I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.*
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responisble.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE OR HAVE TAKEN ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.*
*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.*
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR ABNORMAL COLORS, so I MUST be only looking for attention.
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.*
*I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.*
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.*
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
*I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.*
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I must be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
*I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.*
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.*
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST sell weed and steal stuff.
I'm called PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe 'JESUS WUZ A BROTHA'.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
*I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.*
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, whore.
*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.*
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be albino.
*I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.*
I WEAR TIGHT PANTS sometimes, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.*
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be insane.*
My hair gets GREASY, so I MUST have no sense of hygiene.
*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.*
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want people to see my boobs/nuts.
*I READ COMICS/MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.*
I don't TALK A LOT, so I MUST think I'm better than you.
*I won't LOOK YOU IN THE EYE MUCH, so I MUST have no backbone.*
I HANG OUT WITH A FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
*I’m AGAINST ABORTION so I MUST not care about the mother.*
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed, stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
*I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.*
*I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.*
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
*I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST have issues.*
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST speak with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.*
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with super-human abilities.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST love tea and have bad teeth.
*I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything gone wrong in the world: past, present, and future.*
*I DON'T LIKE yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.*
*I'm not the MOST POPULAR person at school, so I MUST be a loser.*
*I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber-sex.*
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice virgins and murder babies.
*I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.*
I'm SWEEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed, Lesbian.
*I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be childish.*
*I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.*
I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.*
I LIKE YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
*I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.*
*I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.*
*I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.*
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
*I have difficulty CRYING, so I MUST have no heart.*
*I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, and burst into tears at the first mistake.*
*I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.*
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST have a label.*
I'm CONTRADICTORY , so I MUST not be able to make up my mind.
*I like SWEET ROMANCE, so I MUST be naive and never read lemons.*
*I look on the BRIGHT-SIDE of things, so I MUST be blind to how the world really works.*
*I've never BEEN ON A DATE, so I must be an ugly, pathetic loser.*
I HATE CONFLICT, so I MUST be a wuss.
*I don't LABEL people, so I MUST be a freak with too many of my own.*
I'm COMPLACENT, so I MUST be a lazy, unmotivated slob.
I'm INDIFFERENT, so I MUST be a cold-hearted bastard.
*I’m CATHOLIC, so I MUST think all other Christians are heretics.*